Next steps for Slide
Recently, we learned that Facebook widget-maker Slide had gotten venture funding and been valued at around $500M – sort of a lot of money. Such eye-bulging numbers will mean increased expectations.
Hence, Superpoke recommendations I have seen (verbatim):
“I’d like to vomit on people”
“for thanksgiving you should have had the option of basting or stuffing people!”
“So-and-So has punched you in the throat.”
“Given you a Sub-prime loan”
“Can you please add a “Throw a Pallet” option. It would be great for everyone who works in a warehouse setting”
“shake hands politely with (in a traditional manner)”
“i want to be able to “facepush” people”
“You should be able to throw a carrot at someones eye”
“Can you add the option of having had Chipotle with someone???”
“I think invaginate should be an option.”
“Has giving you French Onion soup.”
$500M. Yeesh. Makes me want to suggest “grant options to.”
