Found prose: Some sentences I have recently enjoyed

by Josh Kimball

HRO [Hipster Runoff] is the only blog on the internet that is compatible with linksys wireless routers.

-The estimable Hipster Runoff.

A resident arriving home on the 2600 block of Spruce Street on April 15 did a double-take when he saw a couple of guys coming out his back door while fondling his narcotic prescription.

-From the police report of the Roseville Little Canada Review of suburban Minnesota, 5.13.08.